Let’s face it – you will likely lose your 2021 NCAA tournament pool. In fact, you will likely be out of the running before the end of the first weekend. However, it is not your fault that you are terrible at choosing games. Between what’s happening in the world right now and trying to remember which channel TruTV is, you’ve got a lot on your plate. But there are no excuses for a bad name in the March Madness bracket. It doesn’t have to be the best, but if yours isn’t creative or fun, then it’s up to you.
Don’t worry, we’re happy to help. Below are suggestions for most of the expected top 8 seeds, be it a pun based on the team name, the name of the coach, or the name of a key player. Select Gonzaga? You could go from “Zags to Riches”. Better still, if you go with Ohio State, you might end up drinking Bottomless MiMusas by the end of the tournament. You don’t need to have a “payday wage” if your BYU option works or embark on another “Pons-i” program if your Tennessee option pays off. Indeed, if you choose Oklahoma State and the cowboys cut the nets, you’ll be “Cade In Full”.
Some of these weren’t great, but we’ll start with “Gaining Mo’Mentum” when we get to Oklahoma and Trendon Upward with LSU. We’ve got you covered, too, if you chose Out On Aleem and chose Wisconsin, or ignored the Turgeon General’s warning and chose Maryland. You look like a “Mensah Member” – and are “Kicking Aztecs” – if your San Diego state election wins it all, and if you want Virginia to win another title, you can say you are “Bennett There” Did that. “Nobody will be able to deny that you have the” Primo Picks “when your Alabama pick goes all the way, and you will truly be in a” Teague Of Legends “when Baylor dances to the title.
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Hopefully these bracket names aren’t too much “Shaka To The System” (Texas), but we’re going to keep “Hard In The Painter” (Purdue) going, so they are “Served Up On a Santos-Silva” record “(Texas Tech) for You. Of course we’re not afraid to go Mobley Where No One Has Been Before (USC) with our proposals. We have Garretteed Satisfaction (Kansas) for everyone, whether you’re King Of The Castleon “(Florida) or come second for being” Always the McBridesmaid, Never the McBride “(West Virginia). Either way, you at least have a good parenthesis. Sure, it’s” Slim Picketts “(Missouri) for some teams , but as you’ll see below, Iowa is the only team we’ve faced … just kidding – “Made You Luka”.
By now you’ve found our success rate with parentheses roughly the same as your selection, but “Zero Ducks Given” (Oregon) on our part – we’re in no shame. If nothing else, hopefully these suggestions will inspire your Mad Sills (Arkansas) to shift into gear and think of something better (which you sure can). After all, the best parentheses will be in jokes or references that are so crude we can’t print them here anyway (just let Sister Jean out please!), So there is only so much we can do to help.
However, it is not necessary to use “Curbelo Your Enthusiasm” (Illinois) to choose a bracket name. Just get “In The Izzone” (state of Michigan), find “The Wright Stuff” (Villanova), and maybe you meet a “Noles In One” (state of Florida). Even if you get to a “Fork In Jerreaud” (Houston), just remember, you can come up with something that will make the rest of your bracket pool think: “That S *** Creigh (ton)”.
OK, you’re tired of the puns. We admit it’s “A Tad Much” (Colorado), but we’re doing it “For Love Of The Game” (UNC). Let’s have our One Shining Mormont (BYU). Our job is done. After all, “What more does Juwant want?” (Michigan)
Funniest, Best Names for March Madness Brackets in 2021
Gonzaga Bulldogs
- Zags To Riches
- Go, go, Gonzaga
- A couple of good men
- Sealed with a kispert / little kis-pert (yell at Bill Raftery)
- Yippee Ayayi, mother ******
- Timme More / Timme What you have
- Suggs and Kisses (or Suggs and Kisperts if you want to double up)
- The bigger they are, the more Nembharders they fall
- Drei Der Nembhard-Weg / School of Nembhard knocks / etc.
- Last straw
Baylor bears
- Baylor made
- Grin and endure
- Just Drew It
- From your Teague / Teague Of Legends
- Bear MaCio
- Butler did it
- No ifs, ands or butlers
- Say hello to the flagler
- Flo Ridas
- Vital functions
Illinois Fighting Illinois
- Champagne wishes
- EI EI A-Yo
- Ayo U (good if you’re always late to pay for your bracket entry)
- Cup of Kofi / Kofi grinder / Kofi maker / Instant Kofi
- Cockburn, baby, burn
- Curbelo your enthusiasm
- Frazier’s Edge
- From Giorgi, I think I got it
- Isn’t it Grandison / Grandison Slam?
- Fall of Da’Montes
Michigan Wolverines
- What more does Juwant want?
- Livers & Let Die / Livers to Fight Another Day
- Big game hunter
- Turn this Franz upside down
- Chaundeeeeeeees nuts
Houston Cougars
- Houston, we have a winner
- Cougar Town
- Kickin ‘sasser
- Run Of The Mills
- Grimes & Punishment / High Grimes & Misdemeanors
- Jarreaud less traveled / fork in Jarreaud
- “Deeky” blinders
- “Deeky” Friday
Alabama Crimson Tide
- tidal wave
- Ballin ‘Oates
- Quinerly Bird gets the worm
- Primo picks
- Smokin ‘Herbert
Ohio State Buckeyes
- Win the Big Buckeyes
- THE winner bracket
- Blow off the liddell / turn your liddell over
- And justice for all
- On top of the key / key to the VIctorium
- Bottomless MiMusas
Iowa Hawkeyes
- Fran Stan
- Luka Who is talking / Luka What you made me / Luka made you
- Word to the Wieskamp
- Tap the keegan
- Mic Check, One-Toussaint
Arkansas Razorbacks
- Pig heaven
- Feelin ‘Moody / Moody Blues (if / when Arkanasas loses)
- holy moses
- Tate With Destiny
- Energy notes
- It’s not over until it’s Vanover
- The Sills That Pay the Bills / Mad Sills
Kansas J.Ayhawks
- Yes we Kansas!
- Chalk cliffs (for the person who always picks the higher seed)
- Self-esteem / self-worth / self-improvement
- Brains and browns
- Garretteed satisfaction
West Virginia climber
- Huggins and kisses
- Always the McBridesmaid, never the McBride
- McNeil in front of me
- Sherman’s March
- One bridge too far
- Oscar winner
- The Tshiebwe, the truth and the light
Texas Longhorns
- Choose Smart, Not Hard
- Shaka to the system
- Sims City
- Cobra Kai
- Coleman cooler
Virginia Cavaliers
- Hoo Done It
- Bennett there, did that
- Bet the house / house party
- Buy low, Morsell high
- Every last Morsell
- Real McKoys
- Huff, Puff & Blow This Bracket Down
Purdue Boiler Manufacturers
- So we do it
- Spoilermakers (When you have big problems)
- Go hard on the painter
- Hello Newman!
Villanova wild cats
- SuperNova
- Wright Stuff
- Swider Web / Swider Bite
Oklahoma State Cowboys
- Okie Dokie
- How about you cowboys ?!
- Save a horse, ride the cowboys
- Cade in full
- CunningHAM go
- Most like to be successful
- Here comes the Boone / Boone Goes The Dynamite
- Flavors of the month
Florida State Seminoles
- Noles in one
- Just say noles
- For whom the Bell Noles
- Everything about the Hamiltons
- Polite company
- Gray matters
- Dancing balsa
- ‘Chips & Balsa
- CakeWalkers
- ‘Quan Fishin’ / ‘Quan And Done (if / if the FSU loses)
Creighton Bluejays
- The S *** Creigh (ton)
- Feelin ‘Blue (jays) (if / if Creighton loses)
- Ballock so heavy
- Show me the Mahoney
- ‘Reefer Madness
- Council of Bishops
Colorado Buffalo
- Buffalo soldiers
- Roaring Boyle / Boyle-ing Hot
- A Tad Much / A Tad Disappinting (if / if Colorado loses)
- March Tadness
- March Maddoxnes
- Mt. McKinley
- The Wright stuff
- May the 4th be with you
- Sound The Horne
- Battery powered
- Schwartz and everyone
- CakeWalkers
- Go to the stalls
- Served on a Silva platter
Texas Tech Red Raiders
- Run & Guns Up
- Fear the beard
- Mac Attack / Born To Mac / Return of the Mac / Big Mac
- Served on a Santos Silva platter
- Ring around the McCullar
- Cobra Kyler
Oregon ducks
- Mighty ducks
- Quack
- Zero ducks given
- Work of Duarte / Duarte of the deal
- Dante’s inferno
- I’ve figueroa’d everything out
Wisconsin Badgers
- Get your Gard Up / On Gard / Standing Gard
- A ruevers goes through
- Bitten once, Trice Shy
- D’Mitrik or Treat
- Build The Choice / Run Through A Choice
- Out on Aleem
USC trojan
- Enfield from 64
- Tahj Mahal
- Evan Sent
- Mobley you go where no one has been before
- Maximum performance / up to the max
- Shot over the Baumann
Tennessee Volunteers
- Springer jumped in my crotch / Springer
- Hail to the winners / the winners go their loot / Victor-y is mine
- Pons-i scheme
- The Ives have it
- The Ives of March
- Vescovi-d 19 pandemic
- Incredible Fulk person
San Diego State Aztecs
- Kiss my Aztecs / Kick your Aztecs
- Dutcher ovens
- Arop-A-Dope / End of my arop
- Mensah member
- Break away from your Schakels
- Exit Seiko / Seiko mode
- Dinwiddie Banter
BYU cougars
- Cougar Town
- Win Mormonism
- A shining Mormont
- Hope in Pope
- Haarm’s way
- With Open Haarms / At Haarms length
- Death knell
- Payday wages
- Go hard on the paint
- Harward Show
Oklahoma Sooners
- Get off my lon! / Lon mower
- Reavesdropping
- Manek panic
- How could you be so harkless?
- is gaining momentum
- Sweet unions
- King of the hill
- Alondes have more fun
- Vision Kueth / Heroes Kueth
LSU Tiger
- Wade patiently
- Glory days / days of thunder / etc.
- Turn for Watford
- Trendon upwards
- Choose Smart, Not Hard
- Let’s get the Hyatt / Ridin ‘Hyatt
- LeBlanc Check
Missouri Tiger
- Mizzery Loves Company
- Say it’s not Zo (if / if Mizzou loses)
- Just like I thought it would be
- Xavier of the world
- On pins and needles
- Buggsin ‘out
- Lean picket lines
Florida Gators
- I am the man / man up / man-to-man
- King of Castleton
- Appleby: Eat well in the neighborhood
- It’s a curl!
- Payne In The Ass
Loyola-Chicago Ramblers
- Ramblin ‘wreck of a bracket
- Middle sister Jean Machine
- Sister Law II
- Krutwiggin ‘out
North Carolina tar heels
- For love of play / love & basketball
- Sharpe-y!
- Sharin ‘Sharpe
- Go ahead, do my Day’Ron
- Long Armando of the Law
- Leeky blind people
- Leek Friday
Michigan State Spartans
- In the Izzone
- Bet the houses
- Xavier of the world
- Rockett roll
- Megawatt
- This is Watts Up!
Maryland Terrapins
- Turtle power
- Turgeon’s general warning
- Wiggins out
- An eye for an Ayala
- Ayala come back now, do you hear?
- It takes Hart / Clear Eyes, Full Hart, can’t lose
- Buy low, Morsell high
- Every last Morsell
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